1. narcotic:

    Please dont start seeing me the way i see myself.

    (via moonwalksaway)

     

  2. bl-ossomed:

    i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

    (via moonwalksaway)

     
  3. vanessatruelove:

    "I’m just bicken back being bool"

    (Source: aversionofblood, via joevango)

     

  4. overnight-shipping:

    kittanzer0:

    so on the bus this morning

    we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

    she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

    SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

    I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     

  5. schyther:

    superwhowhedonfighter:

    you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

    who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

    How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

    (Source: not-finland-joss-whedon, via riinakwaad)

     
  6. delectabledelight:

    cinnamon apple waffles (by annieseats)

    (via simpleherbalist)

     
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  8. peachvenom:

    periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

    (via riinakwaad)

     

  9. Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

    jesusinc:

    jesusinc:

    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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  10. tyleroakley:

    hello—camille:

    ”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”

    THEY

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    ARE

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    SO

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    FREAKING

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    CUTE

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    TOGETHER!

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    (Source: iheart-stonefield, via riinakwaad)

     
  11. My architect know Japanese, yo’ girl, she chalky knees
    No hands like soccer teams
    and y’all fuck boys like Socrates
    You niggas ain’t copping these, niggas ain’t looking like me

    (Source: 3lbro, via fuckyeah-childishgambino)

     
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  13. thottie:

    srslywhocares:

    Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

    2001 is sacred

    (Source: suqmydiqtbh, via riinakwaad)

     
  14. bilbos-buttons:

    If someone corrects your pronoun use, be respectful and carry on with the corrected pronoun! We’re all people in the end! :)

    (via riinakwaad)

     
  15. penotbutter:

    takeonecurtaincall:

    penotbutter:

    this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

    Did you eat a wax cube

    maybe

    (Source: penotbutter, via riinakwaad)