squarlo:

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

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my mouth just autocorrected

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

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